Partytime

There is one big party going on in the world right now, a party that NO ONE who is ANYONE wants to miss. Great media coverage, a lot of action and fabulous gifts when you leave.

The location is Libya and on the guest list we have all the big cool guys in the world. On the menu we have the biggest oil reserve in the world. AND a country to rebuild and a people dying for Mc Donals.

Recently, Russia and China was there to pay a visit, have some snacks and chit chat (a.k.a “mediating”) with the “rebels”.

Another popular guest who seems refusing to leave is NATO. They don’t seem too keen on the chit chatting though, since they went straight away for the cake by bombing the shit out of civilians in the capital Tripoli in the name of protecting them and liberating them from Khadaffi. (UN meaning US, Russia, China, Italy, France etc)

The same guys who provides the weapns of destruction, also provide the rebuilding, when the killing is done. If you're lucky, they also provide you with the TV "news" telling you about all the action. Jackpot!

Oh yeah, I mentioned that Libya has the largest oil reserves in the world, right? And how convenient; the people of Libya are currently having a revolution trying to oust their leader /dictator Khadaffi.

More Champagne, anyone?

Maybe you too should try to get on that plane and on to that guest lis, because what is in the goodie bag is too good to be missed:

A country to rebuild, a massive amount of oil to steal, contracts to bargain about, laws to write in you favor, and a WHOLE NEW MARKET to rape. Sorry, to OPEN UP to international global markets.

If you’re not on the list for the revolutionary goodies of Libya, do not fret. There are more parties to attend right now.

You could go to Egypt. Unfortunately the IMF already got the best table and shagged the cutest guy, but anyways, it’s a good story:

This is what happened:

– Egypt has lately gone through a revolution and kicked out their leader Hosni Mubarak. Now ruling the country is an interrrim government consisting of a gang of ex military leaders.

– Egypt has the Suez Canal, which is one of the most important and strategic locations in the world.

– They are also the only neighbor of Israel who are not in a state of war with the latter.

– The current “leaders” of Egypt recently accepted a 3 $ billion loan from the IMF.

In popular media IMF is claimed to be an aid organization working against poverty. Which is quite interesting, since they are a multibillion $ company who’s aim it is to go in and take over the local markets and companies of nations in crisis, and opening them up to foreign global companies and entities, making it easy for these foreigners to come in and take over the business in the country. This at the cost of the local people who ALWAYS (check your history books, their track record is South America, Asia, Russia and Eastern Europe) will fall very deep into a poverty beyond desperate, while watching all their rights being taken away and all workers unions crushed to the ground. IMF also favors “guerilla” resistance in order to make sure the country will not be stable for many years to come, making it easy to create new laws assuring that all assets of the country can be sold to foreign entities. For a very long time to come.

And please note that the “government” that accepted the IMF loan, a loan that will affect the people for a long time to come, is an interrim government, ruling while waiting for the people to elect the real one. Nice move.

(want to know more about IMF & c/o? Try reading “The shockdoctrine” by Naomi Klein. Its a bit of a brick though, in five minutes you will understand everything about  IMF and Egypt, if you check this out.)

Now I want you to sit back and relax, thinking about the above, and then wait and see to find out exactly How Long will it take before the Suez canal is owned by someone else but the Egyptian people, and before the people of Egypt will realize that they are now in the chains of another dictator (called the free global market). A dictator who will, if possible, make their lives even harder, more unfair and desperate than ever before?

Cool?

Now it’s time for the After Party. The VIP one. The one with very few, very special,  very selected guests on the list. The media coverage is one sided but exclusive.

Welcome to SYRIA!

Let me introduce you to our hostess:

Syria is one of few countries left who is a friend of Iran.

Hezbollah is one of few organizations still in the world fighting Israel.

Syria is making sure Hezbollah gets weapons from Iran.

Iran is trying to expand their nuclear biz. (They are still far, far, far away from close by neighbor Israel when it comes to Nuclear power)

US have for a long time been trying to fuck up Iran, since they are one of few enemies left that could have a small chance to threat Israel.

Now, as you all might know, the “people” of Syria are currently doing a revolution.

An ill willing Rumor has it that the “resistance” is partly sponsored by US.

Let’s have a closer look at the revolution of Syria to see if this rumor could be true.

–       You’ve seen a lot of deadly fighting and killing from inside Syria on TV, right ?

–       Did you also notice that most of these fights between government and rebels are going on in villages and cities close to the outer borders of Syria. Very convenient to be fighting so close to the border if you want to get weapons smuggled in, non?

–       And who on earth would want to smuggle in weapons to a movement that is giving troubles to the leader of a country who is friends with Iran?

–       And who, except the people dying from the government bullets, would benefit from destabilizing this country?

–       Also….my friends living inside Syria is claiming that Bashar Al Assad (the ruler) has started to give in for the people; recently he created around 100 reforms, all claiming to make it better for the people. Did anyone hear about that on the news?

–       Oh and yeah, who is providing you with the news?

Why on earth would U.S have the slightest interest in destabilizing Syria? Except for the fact that THAT would crush the two last men standing in the war against Israel: Hezbollah and Iran.

Cheers.

BTW, just for the record:  I’m all for revolutions. What pisses me off is when someone else comes in and steals the revolution AND fucks the people who made the revolution, in their asses.